Events Transpiring Before, During, and After a High School Basketball Game

It's 1999 and Calgary's Middleview Ducks are about to endure another thrashing on the basketball court. As they debate the finer points of The Matrix and try and grasp the "triangle offence" their assistant coach (Andew Phung) is intent on running, they're blissfully unaware that the school's radical theatre troupe is about to stage a protest. That is, if they can find enough hairdryers to thaw a frozen bucket of blood.